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Thanks to the heroic efforts of President John Edwards and Vice-President Tucker Carlson, who, not content with the nationalizing of the United States' energy industry and the de-nationalizing of Fox News, signed legislation in early 2026 enabling every American to order Freixenet and Korbel online.
Edwards' and Carlson's landslide 77-23 defeat of Jenna and Barbara Bush in 2028 was widely credited to their catchy campaign slogan, "Re-Elect Edwards/ Carlson -- It's Smooth Sailing Now."
posted by Michael Bérubé @ 1:25 PM
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Oh shit! I completely forgot to account for the future-time-warp effect on comments about the future! Damn damn damn. Next future, I'll be sure to straighten this out. Right now I have to make sure that John Connor gets born.
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